Have you noticed? There are still 2 months to Christmas and we're already bombarded with ads ... If the Bible says it: "The angel of the Lord declared unto Mary." So began the Christmas, with an announcement. For me, the miracle is not an angel appeared. The miracle is that they announced a perfume or a nougat. Because Christmas is not announcing anything. Have you noticed that normal ads disappear? What about the Schotch Brite? What Christmas "yes you can be without him?; What hemorrhoids? What? Should we return to suffer in silence?. However, other ads displayed at Christmas, I do not know if it's because we drink alcohol at these parties, but no where to get them: leaves an aunt on a motorcycle, unzips and showing boobs says:
- Seeking to Jacq's ...
But what is that to sell a colony? It's like going to the kiosk, get off his pants and say,
- Give me the paper
I do not want to imagine what it would take to being given the supplement ...
Although, for me, this girl keep looking at Jacq's many years, eh, at least looks well fed, not like others advertised perfumes, all languid and pale women, who have no strength to say the mark "Tresor, Paguio", "Poeme, Paguio", "Anais, Anais, Paguio."
But hey, since when are like the French? Can you imagine one of the aunts try to dump the fruit of our trucks? "Lags naganjas Metegos pog ass, Paguio." And
colmor is that now even the Castilian name perfumes are advertised in French: "Cagolina Heguega." But what about here? Be careful, because as this trend continues we will end up hearing: "Twin, here is tomato ... Paguio." "A little pasta pagui enough ...." Of course, so refined that we have become to some things and we are still rough for others: Catacrás!, Pico! Catacrás!, Pico! And I wonder: Is this
up to Europe? "Catacrás, Picó, catacrás, Picó? Is not it time that this man once you buy almond peeler machine? Enough is enough! And the announcement of The Almond?: "Back, back home for Christmas ..." . And you see a guy on a bike in disguise, gets off the bike and gets cutlaughing at home. Is not it strange that this guy always go with the collar turned up, hiding? Damn, that dude is Jacq's! How will you find each other if every Christmas is hiding in the village! And there is the guy pulling all the holidays, eating nougat. For the nougat is very good. However, it seems that some manufacturers do not want to sell, "1880, the world's most expensive nougat." Well worth ...!
And there the matter ends. There is the Delaviuda nougat. I do not want to raise blisters, but they ask the husband of the widow as she sat nougat ...
To make matters worse, there are other ads that appear to the nougat is addictive. Have you seen the poor children Antiu Xixona? With bulging eyesin a box.
have accessories, change color,
Pídetelos all make me this favor ...
is micromachined, micromachines, Micromachine.
Son of a microwave and Antonio Machin, and if not micromachines, are not authentic. These ads
father catches only one thing: "More than 30 euros." Now notice that rare, "the celebrity dolls." These dolls are directed to the portal to bring the child your love and friendship. " But what love and friendship which will give a doll? What?, What are inflatables? Now I understand why Jesus in the manger is laughing because he is gay!
Finally, analyzing the publicity I can not imagine Christmas as it was announced to him by the angel to Maestuary. The angel would on a bike and say,
- Seeking to Mary.
- Maguire? Oui, c'est moi.
- You'll have a son like cider The Piper: famous in the world.
- And be a good boy?
- Supreme quality
- And where will come, if I am a virgin?
- So where are all of ... Paguio.
of "El Club De La Comedia" of course.
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